The Best of Matt Barker of Buckeye Banter: Michigan Week Jokes & One-Liners
Did you know I use to be a stand-up comedian? All of these at one time were posted as a Facebook status during Michigan Week @ www.facebook.com/buckeyebanter.
– The University of Michigan: Putting the “UM” in DUMB since 1817.
– Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. RichRod immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again.
– BuckeyeBanter.com has just learned that Michigan head coach Rich Rodriguez is only going to dress 20 players for the Ohio State game on Saturday. I guess over the course of 11 games so far this season, the other 80 players have learned to get dressed by themselves.
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